My buddy Romy is back home in Chicago.It wasn’t Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, or Henry Rowengartner, stories of Al Capone, or the cinematic views from the John Hancock Center that…Sep 12Sep 12
I should have visited more often.The optometrist suggested Lasik. They hold your eyes open like the Sandra Bullock movie Birdbox, shooting lasers and tattooing your pupils…Feb 11Feb 11
Touch Them AllThe idea started on a beautiful day in Seattle in 2001. The Minnesota Twins and I were in town to take in the views of Safeco Field (now…Jun 25, 2023Jun 25, 2023
the shot heard around the world IIThink we can agree if I wrote there were only two actors sharing the title “the nicest man in Hollywood.” When Will Smith walked up and…Mar 29, 2022Mar 29, 2022
things i got from this dogI went to work the morning Buddy passed away. I knew how I would sound compared to a coworker has call off for crazier reasons like his…Nov 3, 2021Nov 3, 2021
Was It All Just Practice for This?If you bet THIS Giants team would win the division $100, your return is $8,000. Why would you do that? Unless you’re Biff. You know, the…Oct 8, 2021Oct 8, 2021
What I learned from my cancel momentI still remember that Friday morning, opening my eyes and was greeted with messages like; What the hell happened last night? And is it true…May 30, 2021May 30, 2021
I don’t want to be Asian anymore.Fact: Asians are not the hardest demographic to insure.Apr 4, 2021Apr 4, 2021
year 10 in comedy*I debated about writing this because saying 2020 is a great comedy year sounds like an outlier. It failed upward seeing everything we…Dec 7, 2020Dec 7, 2020
